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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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Georgius Nigrinus, since about 1590 titled à Nigro Ponte, was an important printer in Prague between 1571/72 and 1606. Among other works, Nigrin published many of the compositions of the Renaissance composer Jacobus Gallus.
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State Route 192 is an unsigned primary state highway in the U.S. state of Virginia. Known as Azalea Garden Road, the state highway runs 2.02 miles (3.25 km) from SR 165 north to SR 170 within the independent city of Norfolk. SR 192 provides access to the Norfolk Botanical Garden.
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