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Bishop Noll Institute is a private, Roman Catholic high school in Hammond, Indiana. It is part of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Gary.
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Void Star is a 2017 near-future science fiction novel by American writer Zachary Mason. It is his second novel, published after The Lost Books of the Odyssey. Set in a near-future San Francisco, the book explores themes of artificial intelligence, philosophy, linguistics and immortality.
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