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Leprus wheelerii, or Wheeler's blue-winged grasshopper, is a species of band-winged grasshopper in the family Acrididae. It is found in the southwestern United States and Mexico.
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West Hempstead is the terminal station at the eastern end of the Long Island Rail Road's West Hempstead Branch. It is located at Hempstead Avenue and Hempstead Gardens Drive in West Hempstead, New York – one of three stations located within the community.
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