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Urotheca fulviceps is a species of snake in the family, Colubridae. It is found in Costa Rica, Panama, Ecuador, and Colombia.
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Choromytilus meridionalis, the black mussel, is a species of bivalve. It is a marine mollusc in the family Mytilidae. They are part of the Phylum Mollusca which is the second-largest phylum of invertebrates with around 85,000 species. In this article, we will be discussing the taxonomy, morphology, ecology, reproduction, and distribution of Choromytilus meridionalis.
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