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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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Moa Lignell is a Swedish singer, who came in third place in Idol 2011. Lignell released her first music single \"When I Held Ya\" during her time on Idol. She had sung the song during the Idol competition in 2011. Lignell has since her participation in the contest released two studio albums, Different Path and Ladie's man. She has also released the singles \"Whatever They Do\", \"Born to Be\" and \"If Someone\", the latter being released in 2020 and marks the latest release from Lignell.
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Baikal Airlines Flight 130 was a scheduled domestic passenger flight from Irkutsk to Moscow operated by a Baikal Airlines Tupolev Tu-154 that crashed onto a dairy farm on 3 January 1994 in Mamony whilst the pilots were trying to return to the airport following a mid-air emergency. All 124 people on board were killed. Another one person was killed on the ground.
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