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The Estação Ferroviária de São Carlos, better known as Estação de São Carlos, Estação da Fepasa, or Estação Cultura, is the old train station located in São Carlos, Brazil. It is on the list of assets of historical interest published in 2021 by the Pró-Memória Foundation of São Carlos (FPMSC).
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