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{"type":"general","setup":"Who did the wizard marry?","punchline":"His ghoul-friend","id":296}
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{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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